In the beginning God created man.
Man created the “Wang”. God looked down on what man had created, and saw the evilness that was ” Wang “.
So, God created Steve Jobs, who created the Mac…
God looked down and was greatly pleased,
And the peasants rejoiced.
Bumby bought an E-Mac,
And again the peasants rejoiced.
Thus, our story begins….
Bumby, fraught with guilt, made the leap into the 21st century. All the while, thinking to himself, ‘ What would my dead ancestors have to say about all of this , Bumby, you must stay true to your WASP values and traditions.’ However, deep inside, the lure and pull of the Preppy, the flashy, the sparkle and yes, the occasional bang was almost more than this simple WASP could bear.
God look down, and was deeply touched and saddened by Bumby’s heavy heart. But God, was quickly reminded that He had created Steve Jobs, and Steve, had created the E-Mac.
God was exceedingly pleased, and you guessed it … the peasants rejoiced.
Now, Bumby being the good WASP that he is, did not want to pay retail… So, God created the Mac outlet Store and placed it within blocks of Bumby. Bumby and the outlet store found one another and the two were happily united in Mac bliss; And the peasants rejoiced.
Thus, The Preppy Chronicles continues………….. And why yes the peasants rejoiced.
I hope that you have had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. Feel free to share.
Always, Bumby
Please join me at my sister site … The Preppy Chronicles II
The Preppy Chronicles Edition II Volume I
Let’s hear for re-inventing yourself – and your website – Things are looking good, Bumby!!
Thank you Jennifer.
Love this post! I wish I lived around the corner from a Mac outlet store
Have a great week! xoxo
Thank you. I am having fun learning. I can not speak for the week ahead but I did wake up this morning on this side of the dirt, good start I think.